Did The Earth Move For You Darling?

Only in my dreams. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the piles of earth in my front garden was able to move itself. I shifted some of it during the week, it was easier then because the earth was dryish. And then it rained I have spent most of today shifting it. The soil has become wet and claggy, just like digging into fudge. It sticks to the spade but I am able to use the fork to move it into the wheel barrow. My next door neighbour is very pleased that his garden is looking look neat and tidy. I have got rid of his nettles - dandelions and I have removed all the builders rubble.